• The Hawaiian

    The Hawaiian

    Ryan Muchard, Staff Writer

    April 15, 2016

    What we wear says a lot about us: cargo shorts show that you’re a nerd, a nice suit shows sophistication, and a graphic T-shirt (such as one with a large cat printed on it) shows a funny personality. The Hawaiian shirt exudes a mentality like no other article of clothing can; it radiates the “I’m... READ MORE »»

    These guys know how to dress and attract the ladies.

  • East Lake’s Most Eligible Bachelor: Russ St. George

    East Lake’s Most Eligible Bachelor: Russ St. George

    Stephanie Hamilton, Staff Writer

    March 15, 2016

    Russ St. George is a man that women just can’t resist. He takes them back to the time of chivalry when he puts on his green Madrigal cape. Not only is he a musician, but he is also a television personality on East Lake’s own Eagle Eye News. His dashing good looks and exciting personality get women... READ MORE »»

    Ladies cannot resist the green velvet.

  • Dear deer

    Dear deer

    Joe Ficarrotta, Features Editor

    February 19, 2016

    Legend has it that a mysterious creature roams the forests of Lansbrook. It is neither man nor beast. It looms in the dark corners of consciousness and reality. Some say it is from the fifth dimension, a figment of one’s imagination born into reality. This being’s name is as mysterious as its origins.... READ MORE »»

    An amateur sketch of the beast based on descriptions by travelers.

  • Is Valentine’s Day more of a girl or a guy holiday?

    Is Valentine’s Day more of a girl or a guy holiday?

    Lexi Himelhoch and Lindzy Suchomelly

    February 11, 2016

    Putting all of the expensive chocolate and giant teddy bears aside, what really is Valentine’s Day? According to dictionary.com, Valentine’s Day is:  noun 1. February 14, observed in honor of St. Valentine as a day for the exchange of valentines and other tokens of affectio... READ MORE »»

    If you are single on Valentine’s Day, all you need is a puppy!

  • Cosmically Speaking, Part II

    Cosmically Speaking, Part II

    Ryan Muchard, Staff Writer

    January 15, 2016

    This is the second installment of the cosmically speaking franchise, the first being a deep piece that had people perplexed about their significance as humans in the universe. To check out that, click on my profile and give it a read, but make sure you are seated whilst reading because it gets intense.... READ MORE »»

    The density of the neutron star is mind-boggling.

Uber union

Uber union

Kayla Yasso, Staff Writer

Uber Technologies Inc. agreed to start a guild for 35,000 drivers in New York that will help them negotiate with the company, but the group will have less power to resolve...  Read More »

May 19, 2016

Domino’s Pizza to the rescue

Domino’s Pizza to the rescue

Tatiana Rincon, News Editor

Domino’s Pizza is one of many popular pizza delivery chains that vies for consumer attention.  For one man, it has become a clutch.  And thanks to his consistency, Domino’s...  Read More »

May 16, 2016

Sperm whales washed up in Germany had plastic waste in their stomachs

Sperm whales washed up in Germany had plastic waste in their stomachs

Jordan McClutchy, Staff Writer

In January and February of 2016, a total of 13 young sperm whales washed up on the beach near Tönning in Schleswig-Holstein, Germany. An autopsy revealed that the whales...  Read More »

May 16, 2016

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Summer vacation destinations in Europe

Summer vacation destinations in Europe

Lindzy Suchomelly, Staff Writer

With summer quickly approaching, vacations spots are something that comes to mind. There are endless places to vacation, including the mountains, the beach, other tropical...  Read More »

May 17, 2016

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Summer body vs. dank food

Summer body vs. dank food

Brendan Weigley, Staff Writer

The constant struggle for me is to either give in to having that little bit of junk food or to stay true to not eating complete garbage and trying to maintain even a semblance...  Read More »

May 20, 2016

Sleep wins out over school this time of year.

The desire to come to school

May 20, 2016

The post-AP exams Twilight Zone

May 20, 2016

Nothing needs to be said.

Voicing thoughts

May 17, 2016

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