GOAT talk

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The GOAT seen here after pleading guilty to a drug charge.

Kevin Madley, Staff Writer

While almost no one talks about it, there is one question that is on everybody’s mind. This question is very simple yet unthinkably deep at the same time. “What is this question?” you are probably asking yourself that right now. That question is: Who is the GOAT? Who is the greatest of all time? Period. Not sports. Ever. Who is the greatest human being to ever be born? Who is the greatest to ever do it? That question has endless possible answers, but only one correct one.

The task of discovering the GOAT was pretty easy for me because I already knew the GOAT from the beginning. As a matter of fact, I created a sense of suspicion in the first paragraph to capture your attention just so you read deeper into this person. Regardless, I decided to ask a few of my friends who they believed the GOAT is and received a variety of answers. Senior Brock Maloy said, “Me, duh.” Senior Cooper Nelson said, “I believe that the GOAT is Abe Lincoln.” This was a very good answer. I decided to give the SGOAT to President Lincoln. Second Greatest of All Time.

However, nobody chose the true GOAT. This man is the one and only. The Chief Keef. Keith Farrelle Cozart is a 24-year-old rapper from Chicago. He grew up living with his grandma in a bad area. He tried his best to abstain from getting into bad things. At a young age of 16 he started having multiple songs blow up. He has since then been in trouble with the law but now he says he has matured and learned his lesson. He wants to channel his energy into his music. He has earned a net worth of about one million dollars. While this doesn’t sound like a lot, you must remember that it only accounts for legal money.

Keef is a wonderful man who has earned the role of the GOAT. This starts in his industry. He is an absolute wizard on the track and literally changes people’s lives with his wonderful voice