Amazon almost compromised

World’s richest man exposes his exposers, but others may not be able to.

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Amazon almost compromised

Ominous photo of Bezos and mistress Lauren Sanchez

Ominous photo of Bezos and mistress Lauren Sanchez

Ominous photo of Bezos and mistress Lauren Sanchez

Ominous photo of Bezos and mistress Lauren Sanchez

Brock Maloy, Staff Writer

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Last week millions were exposed to Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos’ compromised manhood.  The perpetrator ended up being himself, but why?  Well the National Enquirer, which is known for breaking personal stories like this and blackmailing citizens, apparently had received his private messages to his mistress and they weren’t pretty.  Bezos was ordered to stop the Washington Post from their continued investigation into Saudi Arabia, and Bezos was not going to be blackmailed.  Once he understood that he was being blackmailed he released the sensitive photos himself, taking no shame.  Sadly, Mr. Bezos could not be contacted for a comment, but he has to has some loss of dignity.

Some context is that his soon to be ex-wife has filed for divorce after Bezos has reportedly had an affair with another woman.  This could be one of the most expensive divorces of all time since Bezos is the wealthiest human alive. A divorce could clean out Bezos for $80 billion, making his wife instantly the richest woman alive and one of the richest people in all categories. Shortly after Bezos launched a private investigation into the matter and has already concluded the brother of the mistress is responsible for leaking the photos.  However, AMI (America Mega Trends Inc.) maintains that he was not the whistle blower and the real leaker has been a source “for seven years.”  This scandal is  bringing many familiar faces into it including President Trump. It is very unlikely he had a say in this, but the leaker was acquaintances with the President.

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