What is the best Red Bull flavor?

All of them have got to go except one.

Calena Lopez, Staff Writer

Red Bull is by far the best energy drink on the market right now, but there are so many options of the drink to choose from, so let’s get to the best one out of all of them. Does anyone care about the best Red Bull flavor? No, of course not, but I’m going to tell you what it is, and why the other flavors don’t even compare to this specific flavor. Now hear me out, when I say this, you’re probably going to bash me, but the best Red Bull flavor is most definitely the original one. For the sake of my sanity I will not be writing about all 16 flavors but only the ones that really suck.

First up is the best one. The original. This one is just amazing in every way shape and form; the taste of it is almost like a fruity mix with a little punch to it to keep you at the edge of your seat. Although it is somewhat fruity, there is also some other stuff that makes it taste amazing that one individual just can’t point out, which adds sort of a mysterious but yet fun side to it, and the energy rush it gives me is just dead crazy.

Now to get started with the bad ones, I just have to put lime at the top of the list. This Red Bull almost has a fake sugary taste to it and would be way better if it was tart in a way. Some of them don’t even smell like lime but instead smell like some nasty medicine mixture that any toddler would cry about the thought of taking. To be brutally honest, the only thing this variant has going for it is the fact that it almost tastes like limeade.

Aiming to be another bad flavor in the Red Bull family is without a doubt the plain sugar-free one. When I first tried this one, I was almost instantly disgusted. With almost every sugar-free beverage, there is really no taste to it, and everything is very flat. It seems like sugar-free was set up for failure when it was first released because no one liked it. I’m surprised it’s still selling in the market.

Love me or hate me, I don’t really care, but we can all agree that the worst flavor to ever be sold on the market by Red Bull is hands down the Acai Berry. This is by far the worst thing I have ever tasted; I would rather be stuck drinking twelve-week-old chicken noodle soup for the rest of my life than EVER drink this one again. I can’t even begin to describe how bad this one was; it was almost a mixture of cough syrup and an unholy amount of sugar in the form of a repulsive liquid. If you genuinely enjoy drinking this flavor, I’m gravely concerned for your well-being.